Bring your best face.
Dignified portrait or absolute gremlin energy. Both count.
Great pet.
Terrible employee.
Your pet deserves a job title.
Make a ridiculously good employee ID. Paid in treats.
SILLYMADE PET RESOURCES
No interview required ✳Meet your newest employee.
The face of the company.
Upload a photo. Their career starts here.
Drag the photo on the card to reposition, or use the sliders.
A little professional nonsense.
Dress for the job.
Same questionable hire. Three very good looks.
A little share, two extra looks. Both bonus designs unlock on this browser.
Your photo stays on this device. No accounts. No uploads.
Promote the nonsense.
Give them a role they are spectacularly unqualified for.
Tell the group chat.
Share your newest hire. Someone has to pay for those treats.
A few things from HR.
Is the employee ID free?
Yes. The B design is free, with unlimited 1600 × 1000 PNG downloads. A and C are bonus designs unlocked through a sharing interaction in this browser.
How does sharing unlock designs?
Use a supported device share flow to unlock A and C. Cancelled or failed shares do not unlock them. If native sharing is unavailable, copy the link, share it, then confirm you've shared. This is a trust-based reward, not verification of a published post or a referral. Some devices only confirm the handoff to another app.
Does the link show my pet's card?
No. The website link opens the generator so friends can make their own. Share the PNG for your personal card. Some apps omit the link attached to an image; use Copy website link if needed. The website address is also printed on the card.
Where does my photo go?
Your photo is processed locally and isn't uploaded by this app. Refreshing clears the photo and edits. The unlock preference is stored on this browser when local storage is available. Fonts load from this site. There are no third-party analytics trackers; hosting may retain ordinary request logs.
Is this official? Can I buy premium?
This is a humorous keepsake, not an official credential. Premium is not enabled and no payments are collected.